If you often wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat screaming “No, not Dow 30,000!” … you might be a doomer.
If you were annoyed when the S&P 500 rose 10% off its low, irked at 20%, highly peeved at 30%, up in arms at 40%, infuriated at 50%, screaming mad at 60%, and today you are on the verge of going postal… you might be a doomer.
If you find that the phrase “better than expected” causes uncontrollable vomiting… you might be a doomer.
If you spend all day posting comments to MarketWatch and the most uplifting statement you make is “Sorry ImpendingDoom, you’re wrong – the fair value of the Dow is 1500, not 1000” … you might be a doomer.
If your blood pressure rises when you hear the name “Goldman Sachs” mentioned on CNBC… you might be a doomer.
If you are lying in bed with your wife and you scream out “go down baby, down”, but you are referring to the Dow futures… you might be a doomer.
If your avatar has the word “Meltdown”, “Crash”, or “Plunge” in the name… you might be a doomer.
If you find it impossible to say out loud “See ya 8000, nice to know ya 9000, bye bye 10,000, well hello 11,000″… you might be a doomer.
If the Dow rises 200 points and you punch a hole through the kitchen wall… you might be a doomer.
If the Dow drops 200 points and you get a woody… you might be a doomer.
If the first words ever out of your 3 year old child’s mouth are “That G.D. Fed” … you might be a doomer.
If you want every accountant jailed who even whispers “Mark to Fantasy”… you might be a doomer.
If the words “Irrational”, “Fantasy”, “Ponzi Scheme” and “Stock Market” are always used together in the same sentence by you as well as “Goldman Sachs” and “ Government Conspiracy”… you might be a doomer.
Doom On!
- apollo13
